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«More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.»
«Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk.»
«Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties.»
«Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it.»
«Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.»
«Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.»
«If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers.»
«Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.»
«Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties.»
«Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.»