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«Bush doesn?t know the names of countries, he doesn?t know the names of foreign leaders, he can?t even find the Earth on a globe.»
«I did not have a sober, straight, legal day from 1974 to 1994. Not one.»
Author: Doug Ferrari
«One of the things I'd heard a lot was, 'He was the funniest comic we've ever had here in the six years we've been open, and we never want to see him back here again,'»
Author: Doug Ferrari
«The disorder got in my mind and said, you know, things like 'If she hangs up the phone one more time, I'm going to break something,' ... and so, to me, it all seemed perfectly logical.»
Author: Doug Ferrari
«(It was) the first time I couldn't perform in my entire life. Took a sabbatical (but) didn't know that it was going to last for over two years,»
Author: Doug Ferrari
«When the article comes out, I realize two things. One is, 'Hey I really was somebody.' And two, boy I've got a lot of friends that I thought I couldn't call anymore.»
Author: Doug Ferrari
«I was told to get my self-esteem back, get my self-confidence back. (He) helped me get some clothes, get a pager, you know, get out of there.»
Author: Doug Ferrari
«That's the thing I never did. I'm very grateful to him and he was a good person. I promised myself that I'm never going to let something like that happen to anyone else I know on my watch.»
Author: Doug Ferrari
«Finally, ladies and gentlemen, ... reality is not always as fun as drugs, but at least you know what you're getting. God bless you. I love you.»
Author: Doug Ferrari
«What makes BPD different from any other personality disorder is that your anger and impulsiveness -- acting out, kicking over a chair -- only happens when you're dealing with people you really love. If it's somebody you don't care about, who cares?»
Author: Doug Ferrari

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