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«The big political news, Arnold Schwarzenegger announced he's running for governor of California, and already, people are chanting, 'Four more vowels, four more vowels.'»
Author: Craig Kilborn
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«Happy birthday to former First Lady Barbara Bush, who turned seventy-seven this week. Unfortunately, where her granddaughters helped blow out the candles on her cake, it exploded.»
Author: Craig Kilborn
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«New rumors that Saddam Hussein is planning to flee to a castle in Libya with 10 billion dollars. Now President Bush doesn't know whether to nuke him or give him a tax cut.»
Author: Craig Kilborn
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billion, castle, Hussein, Libya, nuke, President Bush, Saddam, Saddam Hussein, tax cut, tax cuts
«As fighting in Iraq intensifies, President Bush delivered his supplemental war budget to Congress. The money will cover 30 days of fighting, then we'll be sent one war every other month until we cancel our subscription.»
Author: Craig Kilborn
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budget, cancel, intensified, intensifies, intensify, subscription, supplemental
«I would do that and watch him, and it's depressing 'cause he is that good,»
Author: Craig Kilborn
«[Which may also explain why the show at times seems to lapse into a pageant for the pretty and perky.] I'm a red-blooded American male, ... but I try to be classy.»
Author: Craig Kilborn
«we're having Scotch.»
Author: Craig Kilborn
«are the intellectual property of Comedy Central.»
Author: Craig Kilborn
«Five Questions,»
Author: Craig Kilborn
«The French were so dominant, their goalie never had to drop his cigarette.»
Author: Craig Kilborn
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