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«American sex shops are the most bizarre. They sell these inflatable dolls, but they also sell just the head -- supposedly for people to drive along the highway with.»
Author: Billy Connolly
(Actor)
| Keywords:
bizarre, dolls, highway, inflatable, sex drive, shops, supposedly, the highway
«I'm sure everyone in this room has been told a joke about that subject. I have many times and I've laughed, even though they are horrifying and shocking. . . . I think there's no boundary at all, whether it's that subject or another.»
Author: Billy Connolly
(Actor)
| Keywords:
boundary, horrified, horrify, horrifying, laughed, shocking
«Fame is being asked to sign your autograph on the back of a cigarette packet.»
Author: Billy Connolly
(Actor)
| Keywords:
autograph, autographed, autographing, autographs, cigarette, packet
«Ally MacLeod thinks that tactics are a new kind of mint.»
«I think that you'll find that Billy Connolly is British.»
«I loved Japan. I used to read a lot about it when I was a child. And I always wanted to go. And it was delightful. I absolutely loved it. What a smashing place.»
Author: Billy Connolly
(Actor)
«I don't have wild dogs chasing people with scripts away from my door. I get my share. I've done okay. But I usually do independent stuff because that's mostly what I'm offered.»
Author: Billy Connolly
(Actor)
«I'm very big in Australia, New Zealand, Britain, Canada and America. It's nice. I have a lovely life, and actually it pays better than the movies. Well, it doesn't pay better than Tom Cruise in the movies. But it pays better than I get. I get bus fare compared to these guys.»
Author: Billy Connolly
(Actor)
«But still, I kept thinking, if I'm still troubled by this, if I'm still carrying it around like a big rucksack full of bricks and my father's dead, I need someone to tell me how to get rid of this great weight. . . . The most awful thing was that it was kind of pleasant physically, you know. That's why nobody tells.»
Author: Billy Connolly
(Actor)
| Keywords:
bricks, carrying, dead weight, physically, rucksack, troubled
«There's nothing like it, but it's not as good as you think it's going to be. . . . I was disappointed because there are records of people finding things that have been there for years. I was hoping for a shirt button, or my club's badge -- but not a sausage.»
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