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«New Zealand is a country of thirty thousand million sheep, three million of whom think they are human.»
Author: Barry Humphries (Actor, Comic, Writer) | About: Country | Keywords: thousand million, Zealand
«To live in Australia permanently is rather like going to a party and dancing all night with one's mother.»
«Australia is an outdoor country. People only go inside to use the toilet. And that's only a recent development.»
«My parents were very pleased that I was in the army. The fact that I hated it somehow pleased them even more.»
«Most of my contemporaries at school entered the World of Business, the logical destiny of bores.»
«Sex is the most beautiful thing that can take place between a happily married man and his secretary.»
«A lot of people, for reasons I can't understand, are puzzled to learn I drive. In fact I have been driven since I was 18 and have never had an accident or been clamped.»
«Just get up there and neigh!»
«Dame Edna: The Royal Tour»
«He's not anyone I've played before,»

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