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Letter "A" » Allan Sherman Quotes
«It's a play where something went wrong, 'Cause it's five hours, twelve minutes long. If you sit there, my friend, From beginning 'til end, Then your bladder better be strong!»
«My new Sex Image was an immediate hit. Richard Burton hasn't spoken to me since. Or before either, for that matter.»
«Our act started at the bottom and went downhill.»
«The difference between reality and unreality is that reality has so little to recommend it.»
«They sit there in committees day after day, And they each put in a color and it comes out gray. And we all have heard the saying, which is true as well as witty, That a camel is a horse that was designed by a committee.»
«Well, you might as well imitate your own program because if you don't, someone else will.»
«When the great history of horticulture is written I will be listed among the absent.»
«After the Lincoln Hotel people showed their colors by demanding payment, we turned our back on them. We moved out.»