Barney is Evil
Face it, thousands of people know it: Just the thought of a purple tyrannosaurus being in control of millions, if not billions, of young minds should strike fear into the hearts of any sane person. Some people say it's only a cheap show by a company, which I prefer not to mention. Yes, that's true. But Barney himself wields enough power to alter the fate of the earth. Barney could easily convince
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only rarely together when Barney calls them. We know that they live in underground caverns where they work to further the Evil One's perverted whims. They are extremely dangerous. One of my agents died while gathering information about them.
I will tell you this much. The time of the Purple Holocaust is coming. No one over the age of 12 will be safe. Prepare yourself now, BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE. THE EVIL ONE MUST BE DESTROYED!!!!!