The story begins:
As a boy he listened to the elders talk about it but never was able to hear the beginning of the story. He always caught the story in the middle. As he grew the boy learned that if he wanted to hear the whole story he would have to be quick to hear the story from the beginning, but to his fault he never was able to hear the whole story. He
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then the head elder stood up and told the young man where to find the answer for the question he asked. "The young, vibrant, beautiful, lusting woman across the street has the answer" The young man jumped up and ran out of the room, down the stairs, out of the building and "WHAM" he was struck broadside by a big semi-truck killing him instantly.
Moral to the story: "Look both ways before crossing the street!"