Barney is The Hitler of My Generation 1992 marked a dark year in our nation's television history. That was the year a small production company brought to life an over-sized, giggling buffoon on the Public Broadcasting System (PBS). Barney & Friends was born. Oh, if only we had known better. Barney rode the crest of a dinosaur wave that swept the country in the early 1990's. Since then, researchers have proven Barney to be the spawn of
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force that is covering our planet like a dark cloud. Barney is evil, and if you see him do not make eye contact, or listen to his songs. For if you do, you too will become one of his minions. He must be stopped, not just for the collective sanity, but also for the children. Laugh if you must, but when your brain turns to sponge, don't come crying to me. You have been forewarned.