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«If you're hanging around with nothing to do and the zoo is closed, come over to the Senate. You'll get the same kind of feeling and you won't have to pay.»
Author: Bob Dole (Senator) | Keywords: come over, hang around, senate, the Senate, zoo
«Clearly, then, the city is not a concrete jungle, it is a human zoo.»
Author: Desmond Morris | Keywords: concrete jungle, zoo
«An uncommon zoo specimen that survives on a diet of hamburgers, French fries and Coke went on display this weekend at Miami's MetroZoo.»
Author: Kerry Gruson | Keywords: coke, display, french fries, fries, hamburgers, Miami, specimen, specimens, uncommon, zoo
«Civilization today reminds me of an ape with a blowtorch playing in a room full of dynamite. It looks like the monkeys are about to operate the zoo, and the inmates are taking over the asylum.»
Author: Vance Havner | Keywords: ape, asylum, blowtorch, dynamite, inmate, inmates, Monkeys, operate, operating room, reminds, taking over, zoo, zoos
«A plague on eminence! I hardly dare cross the street anymore without a convoy, and I am stared at wherever I go like an idiot member of a royal family or an animal in a zoo; and zoo animals have been known to die from stares»
Author: Igor Stravinsky | Keywords: convoy, eminence, plague, royal, royal family, stared, stares, zoo
«I paid a worker at New York's zoo to re-open it just for me and Robin [Tyson's wife]. When we got to the gorilla cage there was 1 big silverback gorilla there just bullying all the other gorillas. They were so powerful but their eyes were like an innocent infant. I offered the attendant $10,000 to open the cage and let smash that silverback's snotbox! He declined.»
Author: Mike Tyson (Boxer) | Keywords: attendant, attendants, bullied, Bullies, bullying, cage, declined, gorilla, gorillas, infant, offered, robin, silverback, smash, smashed, The Cage, Tyson, worker, zoo
«I love acting, but it's much more fun taking the kids to the zoo.»
Author: Nicole Kidman (Actress) | Keywords: zoo, zoos
«Basketball, a game which won't be fit for people until they set the basket umbilicus-high and return the giraffes to the zoo.»
Author: Ogden Nash (Writer) | Keywords: basket, basketball, giraffe, giraffes, umbilicus, zoo
«I think the monkeys at the zoo should have to wear sunglasses so they can't hypnotize you.»
Author: Jack Handy (Writer) | Keywords: hypnotize, Monkeys, sunglasses, wear, zoo, zoos
«I was right in the middle of a fucking reptile zoo, and somebody was giving booze to these goddamn things»
Author: Johnny Depp (Actor) | Keywords: booze, fucking, goddamn, reptile, reptiles, zoo, zoos
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