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«New York waiters, probably the surliest in the Western world are better images of their city than that journalistic favorite-the taxi driver.»
Author: Alan Brien | About: America and Americans | Keywords: driver, journalistic, surliest, surly, taxi, taxis, Taxi Driver, The Western, waiters, Western
«There are things you just can't do in life. You can't beat the phone company, you can't make a waiter see you until he's ready to see you, and you can't go home again.»
Author: Bill Bryson (Writer) | Keywords: beat, company, do in, go home, phone, phoned, phones, phone company, ready, waiter, waiters
«Well, isn't Bohemia a place where everyone is as good as everyone else -- and must not a waiter be a little less than a waiter to be a good Bohemian?»
Author: Djuna Barnes | Keywords: Bohemia, bohemian, waiter, waiters
«The best number for a dinner party is two - myself and a damn good head waiter»
Author: Nubar Gulbenkian (Businessman) | Keywords: dinner party, head waiter, Number Two, waiter, waiters
«I asked the waiter, 'Is this milk fresh?' He said, 'Lady, three hours ago it was grass»
Author: Phyllis Diller | Keywords: fresh, grass, lady, milk, waiter, waiters
«Their the waiters' eyes sparkled and their pencils flew as she proceeded to eviscerate my wallet - p%tZ, Whitstable oysters, a sole, filet mignon, and a favorite salad of the Nizam of Hyderabad made of shredded five-pound notes.»
Author: S. J. Perelman | Keywords: eviscerate, eviscerated, filet, filet mignon, five pound, Hyderabad, oysters, proceeded, shred, shredded, sparkled, waiters
«When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper.»
Author: Andy Rooney (Correspondent, Journalist, Producer, Writer) | Keywords: pepper, waiters
«In a restaurant choose a table near a waiter»
Author: Jewish Proverb | Keywords: restaurant, waiter, waiters
«A diplomat these days in nothing, but a head waiter who is allowed to sit down occasionally.»
Author: Peter Ustinov | Keywords: diplomat, head waiter, occasionally, sit down, These Days, waiter, waiters
«A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person»
Author: Dave Barry (Humorist, Writer) | Keywords: Nice, rude, rudest, waiter, waiters
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