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«Samantha: All married couples stop having sex eventually.Miranda: That's not true, you've had sex with plenty of married people.Samantha: That's how I know!»
Author: Cynthia Nixon (Actress) | Keywords: couples, married couple, Miranda
«Miranda: Maybe it's time that I stop being so angry.Carrie: Yeah, but what would you do with all your free time?»
Author: Sex and the City (TV series) | Keywords: Carrie, free time, Miranda, yeah
«What's the big mystery? It's my vagina, not the sphinx! [Miranda]»
Author: Sex and the City (TV series) | Keywords: Miranda, sphinx, vagina, vaginas
«Miranda was a huge fan of the Yankees. I was a huge fan of being anywhere you could smoke and drink at two in the afternoon without judgment.»
Author: Sarah Jessica Parker (Actress) | Keywords: afternoon, fan, huge, Miranda, smoke, The Yankees, Yankees
«Your good friend has just taken a piece of cake out of the garbage and eaten it. You will probably need this information when you check me into the Betty Crocker Clinic. [Miranda]»
Author: Sex and the City (TV series) | Keywords: Betty, Betty Crocker, cake, check, clinic, clinics, eaten, garbage, garbage can, Miranda, piece of cake
«There are no available men in their thirties in New York. Giuliani had them removed along with the homeless. [Miranda]»
Author: Sex and the City (TV series) | About: New York | Keywords: Giuliani, homeless, Miranda, removed, thirties
«Samantha: Like it?s my fault! I shouldn't be punished for not having kids. I should be rewarded! Since when did kids become the Get Out of Cancer Free card? He's basically saying that I'm a whore who deserves chemo!!Carrie: No, I...I don't think that's what he was saying.Miranda: What I don't understand is.. if they got it all, why do you need chemo?Samantha: Because he's an asshole. Carrie: Evidently there could be something microscopic.Samantha: Like his dick. Carrie: Excuse me, do you have cancer or Turrets?»
Author: Sex and the City (TV series) | Keywords: asshole, assholes, Cancer, card, Carrie, dick, evidently, I i, microscopic, Miranda, punished, rewarded, turret, turrets, whore
«The only one who should have to pay for a bad relationship is the person in your next relationship. [Miranda]»
Author: Sex and the City (TV series) | Keywords: Miranda
«Who would have thought an island that tiny would be big enough to hold all our old boyfriends?[Miranda]»
Author: Sex and the City (TV series) | Keywords: an island, boyfriends, Miranda
«Whatever happened to aging gracefully? [Miranda] It got old.»
Author: Sarah Jessica Parker (Actress) | Keywords: aging, gracefully, Miranda
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