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«I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for sex.»
Author: Erma Bombeck | Keywords: affairs, give up, lunch, lunches, met, polled, Polling, polls, trusted
«I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn't learn something from him.»
Author: Galileo Galilei (Astronomer, Mathematician, Philosopher) | About: Learning | Keywords: ignorant, met
«I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.»
Author: Rodney Dangerfield (Comedian) | About: Funny, Relationships | Keywords: hates, met, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, ridiculous, said, told, yet
«I read that I was in bed with her, which is a ton of shit. I have met her and it went like this: 'How do you do?' 'Hello, how are you?' Now when anyone asks about my affair with Madonna I say no, wrong - it was the Pope. He swept me off my feet.»
Author: Johnny Depp (Actor) | Keywords: affair, asks, bed, hello, hellos, how-do-you-do, I Say No, like this, Madonna, met, pope, popes, Pope I, shit, shits, sweep over, sweep through, sweep up, swept, the pope, The Popes, the shits, ton, went
«I met this wonderful girl at Macy's. She was buying clothes and I was putting Slinkies on the escalator.»
Author: Stephen Wright (Actor, Writer) | About: Relationships | Keywords: buying, clothes, escalator, escalators, met, putting
«I have met the enemy, and it is the eyes of other people.»
Author: Benjamin Franklin (Inventor, Philosopher, Printer, Scientist, Statesman, Writer) | About: Enemies | Keywords: met, Other People, The Enemy
«Men are all alike--except the one you've met who's different.»
Author: Mae West (Actress) | About: Men | Keywords: alike, different, except, met
«I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes.»
Author: Oscar Wilde (Critic, Dramatist, Novelist, Poet) | About: Funny, Insults, witty | Keywords: a lot, egged, egging, eggs, egg on, hard-boiled, hard-boiled egg, hardboiled, lot, meet up with, met, minutes, The Eggs, The Met, time, twenties, twenty
«I met in the street a very poor young man who was in love. His hat was old, his coat worn, his cloak was out at the elbows, the water passed through his shoes, - and the stars through his soul.»
Author: Victor Hugo (Dramatist, Novelist, Poet) | Keywords: cloak, cloaked, cloaking, cloaks, coat, coated, coating, elbowing, elbows, hat, in love, met, passed, poor, shod, shoes, stars, The Water, water, worn, young man
«I never met a man I didn't like»
Author: Will Rogers | Keywords: met
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