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«Johnson himself turned out to be so many different characters he could have populated all of War and Peace and still had a few people left over.»
«Kennedy cooked the soup that Johnson had to eat.»
«Mr Johnson should remember that I am not just anyone and that he is only president of the United States by the grace of my son's action.»
«Johnson is dead. - Let us go to the next best: - There is nobody; no man can be said to put you in mind of Johnson.»
Author: William Hamilton | Keywords: Johnson, The Next Best
«The improved American highway system isolated the American-in-transit. On his speedway he had no contact with the towns which he by-passed. If he stopped for food or gas, he was served no local fare or local fuel, but had one of Howard Johnson's nationally branded ice cream flavors, and so many gallons of Exxon. This vast ocean of superhighways was nearly as free of culture as the sea traversed by the Mayflower Pilgrims.»
«RECRUIT, n. A person distinguishable from a civilian by his uniform and from a soldier by his gait.Fresh from the farm or factory or street, His marching, in pursuit or in retreat, Were an impressive martial spectacle Except for two impediments --his feet. --Thompson Johnson»
«PATRIOTISM, n. Combustible rubbish read to the torch of any one ambitious to illuminate his name. In Dr. Johnson's famous dictionary patriotism is defined as the last resort of a scoundrel. With all due respect to an enlightened but inferior lexicographer I beg to submit that it is the first.»
«Magic Johnson, former basketball player, may run for mayor of LA in the next election. Remember the good 'ol days when only qualified people ran for office like actors and professional wrestlers.»
«There is no arguing with Johnson; for when his pistol misses fire, he knocks you down with the butt end of it»
«President Johnson and I have a lot in common. We were both born in small towns and we're both fortunate in the fact that we think we married above ourselves.»

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