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«Jesus, like any good fisherman, first catches the fish; then He cleans them»
Author: Mark Potter
(Judge)
| About:
Christianity
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«Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish.»
Author: Steven Wright
(Comedian)
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«If you want to catch a trout, don't fish in a herring barrel»
Author: Ann Landers
(Advice columnist)
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«If you give a person a fish, they'll fish for a day. But if you train a person to fish, they'll fish for a lifetime.»
«No good fish goes anywhere without a porpoise»
Author: Lewis Carroll
(Logician, Mathematician, Novelist, Photographer)
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«Luck affects everything; let your hook always be cast; in the stream where you least expect it, there will be a fish»
«Let your hook be always cast. In the pool where you least expect it, will be fish.»
«I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge?»
«Now it is such a bizarrely improbable coincidence that anything so mind-bog-gglingly useful could have evolved purely by chance that some thinkers have chosen to see it as the final and clinching proof of the non-existence of God.The argument goes something like this: `I refuse to prove that I exist,' says God, `for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing.'`But,' says Man, `The Babel fish is a dead giveaway, isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED.'`Oh dear,' says God, `I hadn't thought of that,' and promptly vanished in a puff of logic.`Oh, that was easy,' says Man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is white and getshimself killed on the next zebra crossing.»
Author: Douglas Adams
(Writer)
| About:
Humor
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«Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing it is not fish they are after.»
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