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«A crash is when your competitor's program dies. When your program dies, it is an 'idiosyncrasy'.»
«At the crash of economic collapse of which the rumblings can already be heard, the sleeping soldiers of the proletariat will awake as at the fanfare of the Last Judgment and the corpses of the victims of the struggle will arise and demand an accounting from those who are loaded down with curses.»
«A winkle is just a bogey with a crash helmet on.»
«I'm always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can't understand is, if they don't know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is?»
«After all, computers crash, people die, relationships fall apart. The best we can do is breath and reboot.»
«Crash programs fail because they are based on theory that, with nine women pregnant, you can get a baby a month.»
«Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.»
«Go on thinking that you don't need to be read and you'll find that it may become quite true: no one will feel the need tom read it because it is written for yourself alone; and the public won't feel any impulse to gate crash such a private party.»
«If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of 22, it would have changed the history of music, and of aviation»
«I have an underwater camera just in case I crash my car into a river, and at the last minute I see a photo opportunity of a fish that I have never seen.»

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