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«Anybody can direct, but there are only eleven good writers.»
«You're always a little disappointing in person because you can't be the edited essence of yourself.»
«If Shaw and Einstein couldn't beat death, what chance have I got? Practically none.»
«I don't believe in this business of being behind, better to be in front.»
«I only direct in self-defense.»
Author: Mel Brooks (Actor, Film Director, Producer, Writer) | About: Defense | Keywords: self defense
«Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.»
«Humor keeps the elderly rolling along, singing a song. When you laugh, it?s an involuntary explosion of the lungs. The lungs need to replenish themselves with oxygen. So you laugh, you breathe, the blood runs, and everything is circulating. If you don?t laugh, you?ll die.»
«Rhetoric does not get you anywhere, because Hitler and Mussolini are just as good at rhetoric. But if you can bring these people down with comedy, they stand no chance.»
«He who hesitates is poor.»
«It's always been a love letter to Broadway, and now its time has come,»

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