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Letter "J" » Jon Stewart Quotes
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«We'd always sworn, we're taking 60 Minutes down. You, Frontline, all you guys. You're meat.»
«We don't consider ourselves equal opportunity anythings, because that's not - you know, that's the beauty of fake journalism. We don't have to - we travel in fake ethics.»
«In Iraq, the U.S. military's whack-a-mole approach to killing Saddam Hussein may have finally paid off. The bombs destroyed the area and left behind a 60-foot crater, or as coalition forces prefer to call it: a freedom hole.»
«And then you've got Lieberman, who is for the war. And thinks the tax cuts could really help. He's basically for people who want to vote for Bush but don't think Bush is Jewish enough.»
«Ultimately, people would respond a lot better to being treated like adults ... if politics wasn't treated like marketing,»
«Insomnia is my greatest inspiration.»
«He's not stupid ... he's not a retarded man ... he just doesn't give a shit about you, or anything,»
«Get a sense of humor. If you don't, it'll be incredibly frustrating.»
«You know what's interesting, though? You're as big a dick on your show as you are on any show.»
«Hurricane Katrina is George Bush's Monica Lewinsky. One difference, and I'll say this, the only difference is this: That tens of thousands of people weren't stranded in Monica Lewinsky's vagina. That is the only difference.»
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